Do you have something to sell us?
A proposition?

So you came across something that you think we might like? And now you want to get a hold of us to see if we could sell it? Well you're in luck, we happen to have a way that you can easily get in touch with us and send us a sample. Simply walk to the nearest manhole cover, prop it open using a crow bar, and toss in your item along with a letter about it and why you think it will sell.

We look forward to working with you!